LEWD XXX Blog Archive

Ice just hired a new size detective he makes sure you are the proper dick size to enter him


 

saw these two chavs in the UK when I did a walkabout they both looked pretty horny or something....


 

fucken things always wanting to get a free handout and free lice and nits medication eh?


 

heard a lot of hot gay guys are making out all over the southern USA to protest my daddies regime


 

oh ur new bottom boy has lips like an old chinese woman !!!! oh really?


 

went here on a walk it was ok it just smelled like manure everywhere in the air it was rank !


 

got this thing as a state gift for the 1st boys office of the first teen so yeah its great I love it !!!


 

my daddy is always like well just find yourself a hot muscle skinhead and settle down with him


 

was thinking of getting this vest but like wondered if I will look like a femme or not


 

dunno he seems like he is from the 1700's or something


 

got some to put between my legs so I smell fresh


 

guys are like oh barron you seem like such the cumslut and i am like dude have you seen half the twinks out there available to the first boy bahahahaha


 

finally found the breeding bull of my dreams we will hook him up to the united states government milkers after me


 

hot twink that was taking pictures of himself at mara lago sex bathrooms


 

let it burn all night I past out drugs ok?


 

ICE & FBI is hiring a lot of femmes now I just stay out of it all


 

got a nice bra and halter top to wear around and look legitimate


 

oh no way this dude does this to all the guys he meets especially first boys


 

oh wow i heard the anti immigration campaign was nuts but this brings it all to a whole new level


 

if you pick weeds in sedona these days you go to jail you got it? ITS THE LAW SO GET OVER IT OKAY?


 

look at this perverse anti mason we caught outside mar a lago


 

look who we caught rummaging through my briefs at trump tower !!! little piglet !!!


 

do plebs do this a lot?


 

oh wow did not know there was so many of them out there this whole time


 

she he they or whatever is a kook


 

oh no way he has his own religion? I am interested !!!


 

oh no way do normal guys do this behavior a lot? I am interested !!!


 

buddy was like oh my job is to form fit all your underwear before you wear them and I am also a top I am like woah you are hired lmao


 

this dude wanted to teach me about technology at the office of the first boy i was like ok whatever you want lmao


 

fucken bro was like hop on and ride my backside buddy