This male was caught smoking outside an older congressmans house who has lung cancer !!! he was promptly told to move it or lose it so he complied with the government request lol

 

oh weird....I dunno what it is supposed to mean but oh well lol

 

He is a new twinks agent with the FBI he makes sure all twinks are behaving themselves with their older alphas

 

He said he was a leather and rubber pig with the central intelligence agency so I was like well I guess that is okay but my dumb 19 year old self did not know what it all meant !!

 

a congressmans nephew sent me a picture of his large cock and I am in love lol

 

That is what I say to all the available government tops out der!

 

oh no way he fucked him sideways after eating fried chicken for dinner and working off all the calories from that chicken?

 

look what the white house state erotics bakers guild sent up for me....

 

The boy actually wanted to be a senator after just one lunch could you imagine the backlash like BOY made senator after one lunch with the first boy people would riot all day over the boy lmao

 

he is in charge of all the male pubic patches in all of the USA especially the ones that have diplomatic immunity !!!

 

what is on his mind I wonder lmao

 

oh the speaker got a new fucken houseboy he is so dreamy !

 

just sayin'

 

oh did not know this is what hating the US government "looks like"

 

This is the new gardener for the trump tower balconies he does it in spandex and even wears a condom on his flaccid dick which is kind of weird but I like it

 

look at this dirty lil piglet caught getting undressed in the trump tower elevator and peeing everywhere !!! good thing we caught him being selfishly nude everywhere showing off his perfection body and muscle mass

 

people are like oh barron she just wants to marry you and I am like sorry I only dig boybutts

 

he is a male erotic with the dept of sillyboys he basically gets everyone super erotic for sports these days courtesy of the athletic congressmen

 

just going to walmart lmao

 

He just got hired to be in the elite boys squad of the CIA -if you know you know!

 

This is the new federal government swimwear inspector for all of florida he basically checks you to see if you have proper bush to swimwear and length ratios while wearing a speedo to the beaches in all of the GREAT STATE of florida so no 800 lb floridians allowed

 

This is the Mister dominator of all the states so answer to him or else....

 

I tried to put a milkshake on the white house lawn and NOTHING !!!! wtf?

 

this cock is a wanted terror cock for terrorizing all of arabic culture and causing three world wars -if you see this uncut cock call ICE immediately and homeland security as the cock is extremely dangerous to the functions of the United states government (especially while shaved)

 

look at this gross thing that has been living off the government for over 85 years !!!!

 

she said i was a thoroughbred which does not make and sense I am not an animal...

 

he is apart of the new boner boys clubs which is basically going to give 35% off all chicken burgers to active bottoms in the United states of america if they profess a love for bottoming and for jesus of course

 

This is the new fuckmaster with the department of fuckboys !! he basically is the new fuckstick in charge of all the fucking of the US government

 

protect the homeland at all costs twinks !

 

This is the new muscle master with department of masculinity so he checks to see if you have ANY muscle mass so if you do you get a muscle annuity paid every hour it will get all the huge obesities totally in shape

 

weird - I gotta lay off the government acid lol

 

a lot of men in my daddies USA are bi !!!-they go from pussy to cocks to hairy assholes all in one night

 

fucken skank what is wrong with her motives and morals/morels

 

he told me he does not like boys but elderly senators with lots of money which is too bad !!!

 

he said he really gets off on "government sequential intimacy" whatever that means, like I thought about it awhile I dunno what he is on lol

 

oh great to finally have a straight erection master at the department of state :)

 

This is the new male milk provider and proctor for the dept of state he is also a visiting emeritus of male milk !

 

Look at the liberal male who spent the night at my place...with a long cock !!! like I dont hate liberals or anything and they make better sex partners than conservatives but honestly they have bigger balls to be honest

 

got this teddy to wear around for xmas with the family

 

this pervy boner boy was caught releasing himself in the congressmans shower while he was away making laws for the USA

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she seems to help the republicans along a lot with the proper pricing of food products

 

males in government always shower with well known actors

 

everyone should have five boyfriends !!!!

 

click clack clickity clack

 

oh he is the male milk advisor to the vice president so he does a huge job milking everyone all day he even milks himself !!

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got a new laundry boy he is really good at what he does but he insists on wearing gloves for my ginches like I am not that dirty of a boy lmao

 

oh straights always riding each other bareback all day !!!

 

its great I talked her into saving me 12% on my insurance premiums like she just wanted to talk about sex but thank god she was an under writer !

 

a lot of guys in the US government especially older congressmen wish they had a huge black dick lol

 

Oh did not know the dept of interiors hired a new bed sheets designer WOW he is gonna work them in nicely!!!