LEWD XXX Blog Archive

he was caught rummaging through my sex drawer to find out my size of condoms


 

every day hahaha


 

saw this prettyboy at my daddies YMCA showing his thick thighs off


 

all the new world order bitches just walk around in fur and slop all day its rank


 

saw this muscle hunk showing off at the ocean just scared of his mental health and see if he gets lost in the surf waves like if he knows how to swim and all is all just concerned


 

she was told a lot of things but the catwalk model was like nah not listening got it? good


 

they both were like well we are into the feminine arts! I am like woah slow down cook a girl some trout first you dont just go str8 to bottoming lmao


 

got one to light some fires in dumpsters hahahaa cause I am a lil shit


 

he said he can make a killer rice pudding and I believed him but it turned out burnt but he made up for it :)


 

oh wow lots of bottoms around eh?


 

never date a bottom that likes beans all day okay?


 

he was like oh barron I can help you sort out all your underwear and try them on for you! I am like oh really now?


 

17 trillion moons eh?


 

got this cream dispenser I dont really know what type of creature it is but its cute :)


 

he was like u know I can get a discount on veggies for the white house I know some people and I was like oh lets talk about it in the government hot tubs then


 

he is like hey bro you ever been with a large cocked guy before? of course I play innocent hahaha


 

he eats out a lot of older senators for money its great dont even have to do anything


 

is this how the plebs talk?


 

this straight guy gets rammed by all the state reps and he will move up to federal fucckboy soon with a few more big dicks in him


 

made this in march cause I wanted to re-live halloween again and it worked it was great


 

saw this fetish bro at the weed store looks pretty ripped I could make him a sexy senator !!!